Friday, April 1, 2011

THEN THE FIGHT STARTED

When I got home last
        night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
        expensive... so, I took
        her to a gas station.
        And then the fight
        started...

        My wife was hinting about
        what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
        She said, 'I want
        something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
        I bought her a scale.
        And then the fight
        started...

        My wife sat down on the
        couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
        She asked, 'What's on TV?'
        I said, 'Dust.'
        And then the fight
        started...

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