Who Wants to BE A Millionaire

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we        were in bed.        I turned to her and said       "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered.        I then said, "Is that        your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply        saying "Yes."
        So I said, "Then I'd        like to phone a friend."        And that's when the fight
        started....