When I got home last
night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive... so, I took
her to a gas station.
And then the fight
started...
My wife was hinting about
what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want
something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight
started...
My wife sat down on the
couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight
started... .
I took my wife to a
restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip
steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you
worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for
herself."
And then the fight
started...
I tried to talk my wife
into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar
of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would
make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And then the fight
started....
