A Guy Walks Into A Bar

A guy walks into a bar_______ with jumper cables. The bartender says,You can come in, but don't start anything!_____ This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.Four bucks, says the bartender. Put it on my bill._____ A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: I'm lookin' fer the man who shot my paw._____ A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: A beer please, and one for the road.