A Perverted Burglar

  A perverted burglar_____ broke into a British museum and molested some of the life size statues of politicians. He was charged with statue Tory rape.___ Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery________ I remember the case not too long ago of the scientist that cloned himself. However, his clone was very obnoxious, while the scientist was well received and respected. Finally fed up with his experiment gone wrong, he threw his clone off the roof of the laboratory; killing the clone. He was arrested by the local police for making an obscene clone fall._______ Two wrongs can make a riot._________   Unemployment is not working.___Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bear arms.____ What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby? Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. What is the religion of a woman who had a sex-change operation. A HeThen______  What would you get if you crossed a bat with a lonely hearts club? Lots of blind dates._______ What would you get if you crossed a donkey with an owl? A smart ass which knows it all.