Truly Blonde

Truly Blond...A blond  has become dreadfully overweight. She goes to the doctor and he decides to put her on a diet. "I want you to eat normally for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. Next time I see you, you'll probbaly be 5 pounds lighter." The blonde returns after 2 weeks, but upon weighing her it turns out she lost 20 pounds. "That's amazing!" Said the doctor, "and you followed my instructions?" The blond nodds, tiredly. "I'll tell you, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" Asked her doctor. "No, silly, from the skipping!"