2 Innocent Babies

A man and a woman were  asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered,        jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy Shit. That must be my husband!' So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast  as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your  husband!' The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'  And then the fight  started......