Rednecks In A Lumber Yard

 Rednecks in a Lumber Yard

Some rednecks in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.He returned shortly and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four.""All right. How long do you need them?"The customer paused for a moment and said, "I'd better go check."After a while, he returned to the office and said, A long time. We're gonna build a house..."