night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive... so, I took
her to a gas station.
And then the fight
started...
My wife was hinting about
what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want
something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight
started...
My wife sat down on the
couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight
started... .
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