Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Two Antennas

 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love
and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was
excellent.
 A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, I'll serve
you, but don't start anything.
 A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
says: A beer please, and one for the road. Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.Is it common?Well, It's Not Unusual.
. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other
and says Dam!

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