Two Old Ladies

Two old ladies_____ are outside their nursing home,  having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.  One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off  the end, puts it over  her cigarette, and continues smoking.  Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't  get wet. Maude: Where did you get it?  Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and  announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of  condoms.  The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her  kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a  Camel."