A Cannibal

A cannibal______ was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu..+ Tourist: $5 + Broiled Missionary:$10.00 + Fried Explorer: $15.00  + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician? The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit