A Man Walks Into A Bar

A man walked into a bar_____ and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. Does your dog bite? he asked. No. A few minutes later the dog took a huge chunk out of the man's leg. I thought you said your dog doesn't bite! he said indignantly. The other guy replied, That's not my dog.____A skeleton walks into a bar and says,Gimme a beer, and a mop.___ Drunk guy is sitting in a bar. There is a very buxom lady a few seats down. A fellow at the end of the bar calls for a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the lady's breasts and spills all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the glass and licks the beer off of her breasts. This happens a couple more times. The next time, the drunk jumps up and starts to lick her breasts. She decks him. He's laying on the floor and moans,Why do you let the bartender do it? Because he has a liquor license! I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brings out a guy who looks just like me.