I HAVE A QUESTION

 I HAVE A QUESTION                                                                                    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?       Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Arent they just stale bread to begin with? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?  If its true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?  if lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?  If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why dont they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive? If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?  As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words The and IRS together, it spells THEIRS