THE COWBOY

  A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped upon a table. He has the biggest feet she's ever seen.The woman asks the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet "Sure is, why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"the woman figures why not and spends the night with him.The next day she hands the cowboy a $100 bill. Blushing, he says, "Shucks, ma'am,I'm flattered, nobody ever paid me for my services before."The woman said, "Well don't be.Just take this money and buy yourself some boots that fit!"