Monday, April 4, 2011

A Woman

        A woman was standing nude,
        looking in the bedroom mirror.
        She was not happy with
        what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel
        horrible; I look old, fat
        and ugly.
        I really need you to pay
        me a compliment.'
        The husband replies, 'Your
        eyesight's damn near perfect.'
        And then the fight
        started......

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