AFTER RETIRING

After retiring, I went to
        the Social Security office to apply for Social
        Security..
        The woman behind the
        counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
        I looked in my pockets and
        realized I had left my wallet at home.
        I told the woman that I
        was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
        The woman said, 'Unbutton
        your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
        She said, 'That silver
        hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social
        Security application.
        When I got home, I
        excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
        She said, 'You should have
        dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
        And then the fight
        started...