Two Fish

Two fish_____ swim into a concrete wall.One turns to the other and says dam._____ Two wrongs can make a riot._____ Unemployment is not  working_____

.Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bear arms._____ What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby? Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

What is the religion of a woman who had a sex-change operation. A HeThen._____ What would you get if you crossed a bat with a lonely hearts club? Lots of blind dates._____ What would you get if you crossed a donkey with an owl? A smart ass which knows it all.