Guess

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess"______ on it.  So I said "Implants?" She hit me._____   How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?_____ A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"_____ Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference._____ Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!_____ Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?_____ Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?_____ Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier !!"